[Kio steps out of his tent looking a little confused and dressed in this mentally scarring little number. He blinks in the sun shielding his eyes. His back is completely covered in a spiraling black shape. On his hip he has a tiny butterfly, and around his ankle he has a pair of jumping carp. His left nipple is pierced. He scrubs the back of ( Read more... )

[Ed is walking down the beach in this bathing suit, which classes horribly with her hair. She's got a wide yellow tube around her middle, dark green flippers on her feet and a blue snorkel and goggles covering her face. She giggles through the snorkel and continues down the beach, headed towards the water.]

(he looks and sounds very uncertain)
Hello?

...erm... I don't know who can hear me... seems like there's a lot of confused people but I think all these Blackberrys, like, link up?

I don't really know what's goin' on an' this is all reall really wierd... gettin' a little freaked out ( Read more... )

[At first the only sound from the feed is gentle snoring.  This goes on for several minutes until a great yawn is heard.  There are vague scratching sounds ( Read more... )